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« on: August 21, 2011, 09:11:45 PM »

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked... " What is a seven-hundred-ten "?

She replied... " You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it, and need a new one "!

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked... " is there a 710 on this car "?

She pointed and said... " Of course, its right there "... the mechanic fainted

If you're not sure what a 710 is... this is what it was.


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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2011, 09:38:01 PM »

That's priceless.  hilarious!  roflmao  hilarious! rotflmao
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2011, 08:31:31 AM »

That's ʎuunɟ ROFLMAOT
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